you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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