you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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