I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
this just has baby written all over it
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Dicks are not precious.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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