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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
it's like heaven, but drunker
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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