these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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