i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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