So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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