found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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