You're my little dorito
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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