i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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