We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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