In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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