You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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