i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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