The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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