she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I just want to make out with him forever
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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