He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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