the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Randomize
