Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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