Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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