If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Its about making memories worth repressing
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
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