My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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