3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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