I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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