Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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