So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
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