we have officially lost it.
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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