Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
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