he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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