He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize