i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
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IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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