it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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