I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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