That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
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