i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Couch. On fire.
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