She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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