i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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