writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
And my parents said I crawled through the house
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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