That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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