can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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