I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
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