Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
There's even glitter on my cock...
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