you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I need water and some morals
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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