before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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