with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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