just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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