We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
its liver damage thursday
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
Randomize
