I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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