Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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