okay pat passed out under dana's car
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I am naked and annoyed.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Randomize
