Have you finally orgasmed yet?
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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