I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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