Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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