quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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