the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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