i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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