Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.
hah, sarcasm, classic
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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